UNMASKING JET BOY!

So I've been going down the list of people who possibly could be the m

ysterious Jet Boy or Flying Boy as some news stations hav

e called him., or may possibly know WHO he may be! I've gone through EVERY single student at Fredrick Jr. High. And here's who I came up with.

MARSHALL "BRICK" BOWMAN

Brick Bowman, Fredrick Jr. High's resident bully and 3rd year eighth grader! Seeing as how he's been here longer than most of the faculty, I'm thinking maybe Brick got a little bored with eighth grade life seeing as how he's been living it the past few semesters. Maybe beating the crap out of us intelligent, and somewhat sane, members of the student bod

y, has finally gotten old. Maybe flying around for a new form of atte

ntion is his new hobby. Question is, where does someone like Bric

k, who is pretty much on the bottom of the intellectual totem pole, get the ability and know how to fly around like a bird. A rather large and stupid bird, I might add!

Paul Perkins

Perkins, if he's NOT The Flying Boy, may very well know who is. I'm leaning more towards the fact that he knows who he is more than him being the actual kid we caught in the picture! Perkins is very sneaky! Perfect example, the pic below was taken by him and sent to almost every cell phone in our homeroom class! Yet Perk

ins didn't get in tro

uble for his actions... HE NEVER DOES for that matter!

There's your proof of how much of a moron Perkins is! The fac

t that he can pretty much do anything he wants and gets away with it makes him a prime candidate for someone who can house a secret!

Mya Lee

Maybe the Flying Boy isn't a boy at all. Maybe it's a GIRL! Besides hanging around with Perkins, I think Lee just maybe the thrill seeking type. Maybe if Perkins is indeed housing a secret, maybe the secret is HER! The two of them are awfully tight. Kinda makes you wonder...

My number one pick... MILO FOREMAN!

The smartest kid in school... next to me, that is! Milo has the ability to pretty much do anything he wants! Along with having an extremely high I.Q. , Milo's family are pretty well off. And I still don''t know exactly what they do for a living since Milo rarely speaks to anyone. I'm thinking the kid got bored and built him a suit or some kind of device to help him fly around! I'm willing to bet my entire year's lunch money on the fact that Milo IS the Flying Boy! I'll be watching him VERY CLOSE!

AAAAAAND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

I guess we found out exactly what that Clown Burger email meant... at 3:45pm yesterday, That same Clown Burger from yesterday's article( the same one from the video as well.), was bombed.

Now I'm starting to see the pattern(The Penguin Pop explosion). Could Section 17 be behind these bombings? Could the K.R.O.N.O.S. that have been branded as terroists actually be the heroes trying to warn us of a much bigger threat? Things are getting VERY ugly!

BOOM...?

According to the Channel 5 website, a Clown Burger employee in Manhattan, KS received this graphic in a company email at same Clown Burger location as the one in the video! Whether or not it's related to anything we've learned so far is yet to be seen, but it is indeed INTERESTING...!

So after watching this video, there were a few things I've noticed about the events that took place:

1. Exactly what is the relation between this Mike guy and Big Brother? It appears that this mysterious Big Brother has been contacting him the same as he's been contacting me. With some of the same info.

2. Where did they come from? They mentioned the trip took them a couple thousand miles from their point of origin. It's obvious they didnt come all that freakin way just to get a hamburger(or whatever they ate!)

3. Interviewed by a neighbor???????? Could the neighbor he mentioned be that Majors guy who the newspaper article was about? Probably not! Since by then, according to the article, Majors was in his 80's at the time of that article. So this means, that there had to have been some other type of reporter who lived witin that area in order for a neighbor to interview him... and if so... WHERE IS THAT INTERVIEW?

4. THE VIDEO TAPE!!!!!! It's clearly obvious that the bag this tape was housed in was a Clown Burger bag! Not to mention how the bag came into the picture. It appeared that the bag itself just DROPPED from somewhere up high. It didn't appear to have been thrown from somewhere off camera. Which is strange because in that general area, there was no sign of a tree or anything tall that it could have been dropped from!

5. The very last frame of the video! Where the video cuts off, you hear something rustling in the bushes to Mike's left. Whatever it is, Mike notices and as soon as he whips his head around to see what it is and the camera goes black. Maybe we see what happens afterwards on Febuary 7th when part two is posted.


I'm assuming they survive this ordeal, due to the fact that there is a second part, but as Big Brother has shown... anything is possible. Maybe this next installment will provide the answers to all of these questions...

NEW EMAIL! MIDNIGHT!

Today is January 20th! Apparently today something big is supposed to happen! It all started with this email. We shall see what midnight brings...

Manhattan, KS Police Station Burglarized!

Who the heck breaks into a police station? This was taken from a Manhattan, KS news site...

K.R.O.N.O.S. is WATCHING...?

This pic was released with the previous statements. This is part of the Penguin Pop explosion site in Russia! WHO THE HECK IS K.R.O.N.O.S? I DEMAND ANSWERS...

The hackers REVEALED!

The World Watch Group, an organization responsible for tracking internet crimes, released these statements via the News 5 website. This first one is from yesterday morning...

Now checkout this next statement from around noon today. Notice anything familiar?

I guess it's safe to say my pants have officially been CRAPPED!

WHO'S MIKE SMITH?

Once again, I receive an email from the infamous Big Brother! The man who it seems, can only SEND emails, but somehow has his emails rigged to where you can't REPLY to them(that sucks!)

Now a new player has entered the game! Exactly who is MIKE SMITH?

UFO ARTICLE FROM MANHATTAN, KS NEWSPAPER!

Very interesting article from The Manhatttan Chronicle. This article was published back in 1986.

Two days later... The Manhattan Chronicle shut down and discontinued their publication!

MANHATTAN, KS?

OK NOW I'M READY TO PEE MY PANTS! I get a text from a number... ALL 7's! About MANHATTAN, KS! I only heard of this place ONCE in my life and it was because it is the birthplace of Clown Burger! What does all this mean? Guess there's only on way to find out... I'll start poking around for info on Manhattan, KS.

The photos from penguinpopbottling.com

After I got the email to go to www.penguinpopbottling.com, I checked out the site and found that it too had been hacked just like the Clown Burger site. Three pictures were placed in the Products section of the site of what appears to be images from the security cameras. I spent a few days trying to make out what these pics are of. But whatever it is, it may be some type of clue to who(or what) was the cause of the explosion that took place at the Penguin Pop building in Russia.

I kinda figured it wouldn't be this easy, but it was worth a shot to ask my real "Big Brother" if he was behind the emails. Besides, his mental capacity would never allow him to be that clever anyway!

NEW SITE! WWW.PENGUINPOPBOTTLING.COM

I got another email from Big Brother! Check it out!

Clown Burger site hack makes national news!

Ok after getting that email telling me to check out the Clown Burger site, I found some pretty wild stuff there. Now the hack has made national news! Here's a report from the Channel 5 website:

Weird Email...JANUARY 20th. clownburger.com...?

So I signed up for the Conspiracy Forums a few months back. I posted something about Section 17 and soon after... the site disappeared. The forums' moderator went by the name of "Big Brother", and this morning... I woke up to a very interesting email. Seems like who ever “Big Brother” may be, he hacked the Clown Burger website and left some clues within the site.  If you are following this blog, head over to the site and check out the clues that were left. And apparently a BIG clue will be left here on JANUARY 2Oth @ MIDNIGHT! I attached the email to this post. Read it and YOU be the judge...

New Clown Burger Opens In Japan!

Check out this new Clown Burger that just opened in Japan! Wow, that looks awesome!

Who is JET BOY?

So I was with Monty, my photographer, working on our new article for the school newspaper, "TREES: NATURE'S BEAUTY OR PUBLIC NUISANCE?", and I LOOK UP... and there he was! The mysterious JET BOY! He showed up on the scene about a year ago. And the news talks about everything EXCEPT for where he comes from! So who is JET BOY? Well I know one person who might know... THIS GUY!

Seems that this "IRON BUM" had a run in with JET BOY in our very own city of Rocville! Somehow this armored "MENACE" made his way here all the way from NEW YORK. And what is this "thing" and how do we know that JET BOY didn't put it here? Is he protecting us? Or is he putting us all at risk! For all we know, he could be any kid in town! One of my classmates even! Or maybe he's not a "boy" at all! No one knows... but I plan on being the first to find out!

ALLLRIIIGHT! FREE CLOWN BURGERS!

LOOOOOKIE WHAT I HAVE! I'M GONNA GET FAT!

REAL MATURE, PERKINS!

STOP LEAVING CRAP LIKE THIS IN MY LOCKER, PERKINS!