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THE WATCHDOG ACT OF 2012

2012-02-10T00:51:00.000-05:00

So I've been reading up on this Watchdog Act of 2012 on Channel 5's website in the GEEKZONE magazine portion. This Scoldermaker guy is serious! So what does this mean for us finding out what happened to Mike and Todd...?

THE GOVERNMENT FIGHTS BACK! NO VIDEO UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

2012-02-07T20:56:00.000-05:00

THE GOVERNMENT HAS PUT FORTH A DIVISION THAT MONITORS THE RECENT SITES HACKED BY THE K.R.O.N.O.S. GROUP. THIS WAS THEIR DISCLAIMER AS SEEN ON THE NEWS AND THE SITES, CLOWN BURGER AND PENGUIN POP!

The Missing Link!

2012-02-05T22:48:00.002-05:00

IT IS NOW CONFIRMED! THE PENGUIN POP EXPLOSION AND CLOWN BURGER BOMBING ARE CONNECTED. IN THIS PIC TAKEN FROM THE CHANNEL 5 NEWS SITE, THIS FRAGMENT WAS FOUND AT BOTH SCENES!

Febuary 7th! Clownburger.com

2012-02-01T03:14:00.003-05:00

Well looks like we will be seeing another video at clownburger.com on the 7th! And I really don't appreciate being called ARROGANT!

UNMASKING JET BOY!

2012-01-28T21:46:00.008-05:00

So I've been going down the list of people who possibly could be the m

ysterious Jet Boy or Flying Boy as some news stations hav

e called him., or may possibly know WHO he may be! I've gone through EVERY single student at Fredrick Jr. High. And here's who I came up with.

MARSHALL "BRICK" BOWMAN

Brick Bowman, Fredrick Jr. High's resident bully and 3rd year eighth grader! Seeing as how he's been here longer than most of the faculty, I'm thinking maybe Brick got a little bored with eighth grade life seeing as how he's been living it the past few semesters. Maybe beating the crap out of us intelligent, and somewhat sane, members of the student bod

y, has finally gotten old. Maybe flying around for a new form of atte

ntion is his new hobby. Question is, where does someone like Bric

k, who is pretty much on the bottom of the intellectual totem pole, get the ability and know how to fly around like a bird. A rather large and stupid bird, I might add!

Paul Perkins

Perkins, if he's NOT The Flying Boy, may very well know who is. I'm leaning more towards the fact that he knows who he is more than him being the actual kid we caught in the picture! Perkins is very sneaky! Perfect example, the pic below was taken by him and sent to almost every cell phone in our homeroom class! Yet Perk

ins didn't get in tro

uble for his actions... HE NEVER DOES for that matter!

There's your proof of how much of a moron Perkins is! The fac

t that he can pretty much do anything he wants and gets away with it makes him a prime candidate for someone who can house a secret!

Mya Lee

Maybe the Flying Boy isn't a boy at all. Maybe it's a GIRL! Besides hanging around with Perkins, I think Lee just maybe the thrill seeking type. Maybe if Perkins is indeed housing a secret, maybe the secret is HER! The two of them are awfully tight. Kinda makes you wonder...

My number one pick... MILO FOREMAN!

The smartest kid in school... next to me, that is! Milo has the ability to pretty much do anything he wants! Along with having an extremely high I.Q. , Milo's family are pretty well off. And I still don''t know exactly what they do for a living since Milo rarely speaks to anyone. I'm thinking the kid got bored and built him a suit or some kind of device to help him fly around! I'm willing to bet my entire year's lunch money on the fact that Milo IS the Flying Boy! I'll be watching him VERY CLOSE!

AAAAAAND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

2012-01-27T02:37:00.002-05:00

I guess we found out exactly what that Clown Burger email meant... at 3:45pm yesterday, That same Clown Burger from yesterday's article( the same one from the video as well.), was bombed.

Now I'm starting to see the pattern(The Penguin Pop explosion). Could Section 17 be behind these bombings? Could the K.R.O.N.O.S. that have been branded as terroists actually be the heroes trying to warn us of a much bigger threat? Things are getting VERY ugly!

BOOM...?

2012-01-25T00:52:00.002-05:00

According to the Channel 5 website, a Clown Burger employee in Manhattan, KS received this graphic in a company email at same Clown Burger location as the one in the video! Whether or not it's related to anything we've learned so far is yet to be seen, but it is indeed INTERESTING...!

2012-01-22T20:51:00.002-05:00

So after watching this video, there were a few things I've noticed about the events that took place:

1. Exactly what is the relation between this Mike guy and Big Brother? It appears that this mysterious Big Brother has been contacting him the same as he's been contacting me. With some of the same info.

2. Where did they come from? They mentioned the trip took them a couple thousand miles from their point of origin. It's obvious they didnt come all that freakin way just to get a hamburger(or whatever they ate!)

3. Interviewed by a neighbor???????? Could the neighbor he mentioned be that Majors guy who the newspaper article was about? Probably not! Since by then, according to the article, Majors was in his 80's at the time of that article. So this means, that there had to have been some other type of reporter who lived witin that area in order for a neighbor to interview him... and if so... WHERE IS THAT INTERVIEW?

4. THE VIDEO TAPE!!!!!! It's clearly obvious that the bag this tape was housed in was a Clown Burger bag! Not to mention how the bag came into the picture. It appeared that the bag itself just DROPPED from somewhere up high. It didn't appear to have been thrown from somewhere off camera. Which is strange because in that general area, there was no sign of a tree or anything tall that it could have been dropped from!

5. The very last frame of the video! Where the video cuts off, you hear something rustling in the bushes to Mike's left. Whatever it is, Mike notices and as soon as he whips his head around to see what it is and the camera goes black. Maybe we see what happens afterwards on Febuary 7th when part two is posted.

I'm assuming they survive this ordeal, due to the fact that there is a second part, but as Big Brother has shown... anything is possible. Maybe this next installment will provide the answers to all of these questions...

NEW EMAIL! MIDNIGHT!

2012-01-20T02:39:00.003-05:00

Today is January 20th! Apparently today something big is supposed to happen! It all started with this email. We shall see what midnight brings...

Manhattan, KS Police Station Burglarized!

2012-01-19T02:25:00.003-05:00

Who the heck breaks into a police station? This was taken from a Manhattan, KS news site...

K.R.O.N.O.S. is WATCHING...?

2012-01-18T01:15:00.003-05:00

This pic was released with the previous statements. This is part of the Penguin Pop explosion site in Russia! WHO THE HECK IS K.R.O.N.O.S? I DEMAND ANSWERS...

The hackers REVEALED!

2012-01-18T00:14:00.003-05:00

The World Watch Group, an organization responsible for tracking internet crimes, released these statements via the News 5 website. This first one is from yesterday morning...

Now checkout this next statement from around noon today. Notice anything familiar?

I guess it's safe to say my pants have officially been CRAPPED!

WHO'S MIKE SMITH?

2012-01-16T01:25:00.004-05:00

Once again, I receive an email from the infamous Big Brother! The man who it seems, can only SEND emails, but somehow has his emails rigged to where you can't REPLY to them(that sucks!)

Now a new player has entered the game! Exactly who is MIKE SMITH?

UFO ARTICLE FROM MANHATTAN, KS NEWSPAPER!

2012-01-14T01:41:00.002-05:00

Very interesting article from The Manhatttan Chronicle. This article was published back in 1986.

Two days later... The Manhattan Chronicle shut down and discontinued their publication!

MANHATTAN, KS?

2012-01-08T21:49:00.002-05:00

OK NOW I'M READY TO PEE MY PANTS! I get a text from a number... ALL 7's! About MANHATTAN, KS! I only heard of this place ONCE in my life and it was because it is the birthplace of Clown Burger! What does all this mean? Guess there's only on way to find out... I'll start poking around for info on Manhattan, KS.

The photos from penguinpopbottling.com

2012-01-08T20:55:00.003-05:00

After I got the email to go to www.penguinpopbottling.com, I checked out the site and found that it too had been hacked just like the Clown Burger site. Three pictures were placed in the Products section of the site of what appears to be images from the security cameras. I spent a few days trying to make out what these pics are of. But whatever it is, it may be some type of clue to who(or what) was the cause of the explosion that took place at the Penguin Pop building in Russia.

2012-01-08T15:20:00.002-05:00

I kinda figured it wouldn't be this easy, but it was worth a shot to ask my real "Big Brother" if he was behind the emails. Besides, his mental capacity would never allow him to be that clever anyway!

NEW SITE! WWW.PENGUINPOPBOTTLING.COM

2012-01-06T21:25:00.002-05:00

I got another email from Big Brother! Check it out!

Clown Burger site hack makes national news!

2011-12-29T17:41:00.003-05:00

Ok after getting that email telling me to check out the Clown Burger site, I found some pretty wild stuff there. Now the hack has made national news! Here's a report from the Channel 5 website:

Weird Email...JANUARY 20th. clownburger.com...?

2011-12-23T07:28:00.001-05:00

So I signed up for the Conspiracy Forums a few months back. I posted something about Section 17 and soon after... the site disappeared. The forums' moderator went by the name of "Big Brother", and this morning... I woke up to a very interesting email. Seems like who ever “Big Brother” may be, he hacked the Clown Burger website and left some clues within the site.  If you are following this blog, head over to the site and check out the clues that were left. And apparently a BIG clue will be left here on JANUARY 2Oth @ MIDNIGHT! I attached the email to this post. Read it and YOU be the judge...

New Clown Burger Opens In Japan!

2011-12-22T21:41:00.002-05:00

Check out this new Clown Burger that just opened in Japan! Wow, that looks awesome!

Who is JET BOY?

2011-12-22T02:45:00.010-05:00

So I was with Monty, my photographer, working on our new article for the school newspaper, "TREES: NATURE'S BEAUTY OR PUBLIC NUISANCE?", and I LOOK UP... and there he was! The mysterious JET BOY! He showed up on the scene about a year ago. And the news talks about everything EXCEPT for where he comes from! So who is JET BOY? Well I know one person who might know... THIS GUY!

Seems that this "IRON BUM" had a run in with JET BOY in our very own city of Rocville! Somehow this armored "MENACE" made his way here all the way from NEW YORK. And what is this "thing" and how do we know that JET BOY didn't put it here? Is he protecting us? Or is he putting us all at risk! For all we know, he could be any kid in town! One of my classmates even! Or maybe he's not a "boy" at all! No one knows... but I plan on being the first to find out!

ALLLRIIIGHT! FREE CLOWN BURGERS!

2011-12-18T19:15:00.002-05:00

LOOOOOKIE WHAT I HAVE! I'M GONNA GET FAT!

REAL MATURE, PERKINS!

2011-05-26T20:18:00.002-04:00

STOP LEAVING CRAP LIKE THIS IN MY LOCKER, PERKINS!

YAY FOR CODY!

2011-05-25T18:19:00.001-04:00

So my brother's best friend Cody got a job as assitant manager at CLOWN BURGER! Hopefully that means free burgers for me!

PENGUIN POP FACILITY EXPLOSION! RUSSIAN HEADQUARTERS DESTROYED!

2010-05-11T03:40:00.003-04:00

WOW! It seems like EVERYTHING I have an obsession over gets TAINTED in someway! Well as we all know I had DREAMS of going to the PENGUIN POP facility in RUSSIA! Well those dreams are GONE! Just like the facility! Some IDIOT saw fit to blow it up! And now it's worldwide news! Who on earth would want to destroy the one place responsible for discovering what HEAVEN should taste like and placed it in bottles and cans for us ALL TO ENJOY! I hope they catch the punk who did this and RIP HIS TEETH OUT!

THE MYSTERY OF SECTION 17 REVEALED...POSSIBLE LINK TO CLOWN BURGER?

2010-04-26T17:40:00.011-04:00

Ok, so after stuffing my face with the clown car combo over at clown burger. I turn on the news to see that Mike Howard, C.E.O. at Clown Burger had disappeared when he went to visit one of his many CLOWN BURGER locations. The location in question was mysteriously shut down within 24 hours of his disappearance. When investigators searched his car, they found receipts to an unmapped location in Egypt for 176 CLOWN CAR COMBOS. Why does this link to SECTION 17? Well it just so happens, that that location in Egypt was linked to some serious U.F.O. activity a few decades ago, and the men described at the scene after the sighting match that of previous descriptions given of what SECTION 17 agents were supposed to look like! Ok people, I'm not sure about you...BUT I WANT ANSWERS...!

CLOWN CAR COMBO!

2010-04-22T16:23:00.002-04:00

BOOOOOOY does my stomach hurt! Why, you ask? Because of a stupid bet I made with my brother at CLOWN BURGER! The bet was that I could finish off an entire CLOWN CAR COMBO! For those of you living under a rock, that consists of a DELUXE CLOWN BURGER, LARGE CLOWN FRIES, SPICY CIRCUS NUGGETS, A CLOWN DOG, and large drink from your choice of PENGUIN POP products(I chose the GORILLA GRAPE this day!). So of course he had to take a pic to mark the occassion! I won, of course...but my belly is paying the price for my victory!

THE GLOBAL 17

2009-11-01T14:40:00.002-05:00

Those of you who have followed my first blog, may remember that I mentioned the GLOBAL 17 program offered by my school. There were 17 kids picked to represent out school world wide as american educational ambassadors. Their next trip is to NUNAVIK, CANADA to speak with the kids at TURNDALE JR. HIGH about their new internet facility and how they can link up directly with the kids at our school via their new internet program G17NetPRO. And since it SUCKS that I was not able to establish a spot on the GLOBAL 17 roster, I was at least invited to come along to report on the events taking place their for our school newspaper. We are scheduled to fly out in two days. I'll keep everyone posted on the results of our trip.

THE MYSTERY BEHIND SECTION 17

2009-09-30T04:13:00.002-04:00

After reading all the books on my summer reading list for school, I started going through some of my dad's old books he keeps on his bookself in his office at home. One of which was a book called THE MYSTERY OF SECTION 17. Now for those who don't know, SECTION 17 is a government agency which "does not exist"! But it was proven, according to the book, back in 1985 that the agency is real when a 100 page document leaked to the press claiming that a flight suit had been constructed for a "special project". And there was evidence in this documentation that this project, and I quote, "...had been shut down due to an endangerment to human life." In particular, the life of 3 youths whose names were not given. The organization was also rumored to take on assignments that deal with such things as time travel to the paranormal. It was unclear the full extent of SECTION 17's missions, but the author, BOB CRAWFORD, was said to have been writing the book under an alias and was really a former member of the organization. He soon disappeared after the book was published in 1990.

Now for the REALLY weird part.

I was in all advanced classes at my former school, which caused me to skip 5th grade and go right into the 6th grade and on to FREDRICK JR. HIGH. The school was completely renovated and got a whole new staff along with new principal, RICARDO NELSON. After asking my english teacher, MS. BABCOCK, if I could actually read this book for extra credit, I was presented with a solid, NO! And discovered that the book had been BANNED from the school library by PRINCIPAL NELSON! My question is...what was in this book that he or our faculty doesn't want us to read?

I LOVE THIS STUFF!

2009-09-30T01:53:00.003-04:00

So my brother and I are addicted to this stuff! Penguin Pop is the best! I did a report on the company in my social studies class and found out a lot about it's history. I went to their website and saw that they have bottling companies in several different countries. The biggest one is in Russia. That's where my grandma's from. Merlin Foods, their parent company, just invested a million dollars into the Penguin Pop facility over there to make it even BIGGER! It's kind of odd making such a huge facility like that bigger, but I can understand since the world loves Penguin Pop, and Summer Smash and Gorilla Grape sodas! My dream is to work for them when I get older so I can drink all the Penguin Pop I want!

MY FIRST ENTRY

2009-09-29T17:06:00.004-04:00

Ok, today marks the first entry of my blog. I decided to keep a blog on my school and recent activities that has gone on there in the past few months. One thing in particular is the new program which has been offered to the academic elite of our student body. 17 kids were chosen. What baffles me as an all "A" honor roll student is how I was bumped out of the project and beaten by an average, lazy, nobody of a kid like Paul Perkins beats me out to become one of the 17 kids chosen to represent our school? Now all of a sudden his grades have gone up, he's become more involved with atheletics, it's like he's not even the same kid! I'm going to look into this GLOBAL 17 project a little deeper and see what I can come up with.